They Will Surprise You

About the book

A slasher/thriller unlike any you've experienced before! Tera wants to enjoy one last party with her cheerleading squad without coming out of the closet. Katie wants to start a whole new life after she’s pulled off one last gig with a scumbag crew. Timothy wants to spend a nice weekend camping trip with his family one last summer before his sons grow too old and unruly to care anymore. And Slater wants to kill them all… But he promised his family they’d refrain during their vacation to Diamond Lake. Unfortunately, someone else at the campgrounds is beating him to it and having all the fun. They Will Surprise You is a campy slasher horror with all the fixings: hedonistic high schoolers, boat shenanigans, forced isolation, wicked traps, a seemingly unkillable serial murderer, unexpected heroes, final girls, scenic vistas, and of course, family values!