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No Man Ever Chose a Bitch

by Anna Tolstopyatova

About the book

What if a woman actually tested all the rules women are taught about how to make a man choose them? No Man Ever Chose a Bitch is a witty contemporary women’s fiction novel about Lera, who decides to turn modern dating advice into a real-life experiment. Be mysterious. Don’t be too available. Know your worth. Give him space. Let him pursue you. As Lera puts these familiar rules to the test, she encounters a collection of painfully recognizable male “types” and increasingly absurd dating situations. Each encounter becomes part of her experiment, complete with a playful Candidate Card — type, key characteristics, danger level, and verdict. But behind the humor, disastrous dates, and female friendship is a bigger question: why are women taught how to be chosen instead of how to choose? Funny, sharp, and painfully familiar, the novel explores modern dating, female expectations, self-respect, friendship, and the relationship rules women inherit from one generation to the next.

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Anna Tolstopyatova is an author, designer, and game creator who has spent more than twenty years turning ideas into stories, visuals, and experiences. Her writing combines humor, sharp observation, and curiosity about the unwritten rules people follow without ever asking who invented them. No Man Ever Chose a Bitch grew out of a conversation with her daughter and a simple question: why do we still teach women how to be chosen instead of teaching them how to choose?

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