Just Put the VHS in the Bag, Bro
About the book
When a stolen device disguised as an old VHS tape threatens the entire planet, two high school burnout employees from a dusty video resale store in Hollywood, Indiana, are Earth’s last (and let’s be honest, worst) hope. The rules are simple: Find the tape Save the world Try not to die With the Nibbarexian Empire’s royal armada orbiting Earth, a cartel on their trail, and a broken friendship weighing them down, Ethan Smith and Cruz Martinez have just three days to fix everything—or watch the world go boom. Alien bounty hunters Road trips and regrets Found family, betrayal, and a serious amount of firepower Are Cruz and Ethan up for the challenge?
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About the author
Geoffrey Breedwell is a US Navy veteran, AuDHD author, and walking contradiction who writes absurd, galaxy-spanning sci-fi with heart. His stories explore what it means to stay human when everything's falling apart—sometimes literally, sometimes metaphysically, sometimes because an alien emperor wants his VHS back. Armed with a BA from SNHU, an MDiv from Lipscomb University, and enough caffeine to launch a small moon, Geoffrey crafts tales that blend punk rock energy, divine absurdity, and unapologetic weirdness. He lives in Indianapolis, Indiana with his wife, two kids, three cats, and a dog who’s convinced she's the main attraction.
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